THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
by T. Rump, Trump By Trump
- PRIDE – I am the greatest!
- GREED – I’ll pay you 40% of the contract or tie you up in court. I’ll go bankrupt after I bleed the company.
- ENVY – I love Putin. I read Hitler’s speeches.
- WRATH – I’ll build a wall with Mexico. I’ll stop Muslins from coming to our country. Obama’s birth certificate is a fake. I’ll sabotage all Obama did.
- SLOTH – I’m going golfing, bill the government.
- GLUTTONY – Let’s feast at my resort and bill the government.
- LUST – If she wasn’t my daughter, I would be dating her.
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