Marriage

~ R. U. Wacko

We all know sex is the way to keep a man. Good meals help. Real love as defined in I Cor: 4-7 and the desire to grow old together keeps a marriage together. Homes and cars do not a marriage make. But if you can have both, can deduct the home from taxes, and use it as a business, the husband may be happy as hell.

That reminds me, I have yet to figure out how to deduct the wedding expenses as business advertising.

An old turkey farmer named Henry Johnson in Oshkosh always told me, “Something good always comes out of something bad”. He was single and had a positive attitude about life. Maybe being single helps. I was 12, but have lived by that advice.

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